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  • Drop Kick Me Jesus by Bobby Bare

    Drop Kick Me Jesus by Bobby Bare

    Drop Kick Me Jesus by Bobby Bare


    AlanPaladin

    Kick me, my God, through your life goals articles
    The final ending, neither left nor right
    Straight through their hearts upright people
    Kick me, my God, through your life goals articles
    Do it for me, oh do it for me, God is better than me
    Make me a piece of your master game plan
    Escape from the worldly temptations below
    I’ve got a will, God if you’ve got toes

    This has to be one of the dumbest songs I’ve ever heard. I laugh every time I hear it because it’s so ridiculous. A senior Toastmasters officer attempted to use this to encourage members to win Toastmasters awards: “One CC, First Down! Two CC’s, Field Goal! Four CC’s Touchdown! Deep Pass play, dug made of four or more officers. Two AC or AL, Touch down!” I told him it reminded me of this song. Dropkick me Toastmasters through the CC of Life.

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