Drop Kick Me Jesus by Bobby Bare

Drop Kick Me Jesus by Bobby Bare


AlanPaladin

Kick me, my God, through your life goals articles
The final ending, neither left nor right
Straight through their hearts upright people
Kick me, my God, through your life goals articles
Do it for me, oh do it for me, God is better than me
Make me a piece of your master game plan
Escape from the worldly temptations below
I’ve got a will, God if you’ve got toes

This has to be one of the dumbest songs I’ve ever heard. I laugh every time I hear it because it’s so ridiculous. A senior Toastmasters officer attempted to use this to encourage members to win Toastmasters awards: “One CC, First Down! Two CC’s, Field Goal! Four CC’s Touchdown! Deep Pass play, dug made of four or more officers. Two AC or AL, Touch down!” I told him it reminded me of this song. Dropkick me Toastmasters through the CC of Life.

drop kick me jesus by bobby bare

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