Category: Music

This song went viral on TikTok for the same reason many songs have passed on TikTok: a weapon challenge. The hashtag “#batmanchallenge” is associated with a number of different choreography, all from the same song by LPB Poory.
[Chorus]
No, I can’t be your Batman because I’m robbin’ (I’m robbin’)
I don’t want no lap dance, bitch, give me noggin (Bitch, give me noggin)
Why do you laugh and play? Ho, get from ’round me (Ho, get from’ round me)
You know I’m a man, Mr. Miyagi (Mr. Miyagi)
Yes, I got the hoe from Japan, they call me papi (Across the country)
I hit that pussy really well and let it sting (Put it away, uh)
‘Because I’m slang’ this wood, they want to chop it down (I swear)
No, I can’t wear a scarf, don’t do it

[Question 1]
You’d think that’s 808 ways this beat knocks on the door
Damn Florida boy, when they hear it, they go to boppin’ (Ayy)
She’s a lunch lady because the joe she gives is sloppy (I swear)
Stuffin’ dick all in her ribs and she kept begging me to stop it (Yeah, yeah, ayy)
They waited for my mixtape, they told me to put it down
But I have to tell my story before I drop it
I’m so annoyed I can pull the plug out of the outlet (Right out of the socket)
I cut them like some paper with these scissors then I shake it (Then I shake it)
I’ve got the city key now, so I’ll lock it (So I’ll lock it)
You’re stressed, you’re just worried about how I got it (How I got it)
I keep the old and the fifties all with my profit (It’s all my profit)
My life is a movie, so sad you have to see it (You have to see it)
Get your hands inside my pants and pull these strips out of my pocket (Yeah)
I will make a mess in the city, they have to clean it up
The stick comes automatically with the chest, no need to tap it
Glock has a dick, watch a pussy and i’ll pop it (Ayy, yeah)

[Chorus]
No, I can’t be your Batman ‘because I’m a robbin’ (‘Because I’m a robbin’)
I don’t want no lap dance, bitch, give me noggin (Bitch, give me noggin)
Why do you laugh and play? Ho, get from ’round me (Ho, get from’ round me)
You know I’m a man, Mr. Miyagi (Mr. Mi-what?)
Yes, I got the hoe from Japan, they call me papi (Across the country)
I hit that pussy really well and let it sting (Put it away, uh)
‘Because I’m slang’ this wood, they want to chop it down (I swear)
No, I can’t wear a scarf, don’t do it

[Verse 2]
She ‘puts her hands in my pants’ causing her to panic (Say what?)
I told her I was single, not having a relationship for a week (I lied)
Sike, bitch, I lied, you can ride me to this beat (To this beat)
I hit her in a Benz, we fuckin’ all in the street
She told me to lean back, so I had to give up my seat (Back your seat)
Pulled out and she suckled it, I licked all over her ferret (All over her, uh)
It’s hard to see when she opens and blinks
Like Halloween, I just tricked her out of her meal

[Chorus]
No, I can’t be your Batman ‘because I’m a robbin’ (‘Because I’m a robbin’)
I don’t want no lap dance, bitch, give me noggin (Bitch, give me noggin)
Why do you laugh and play? Ho, get from ’round me (Ho, get from’ round me)
You know I’m a man, Mr. Miyagi (Mr. Mi-what?)
Yeah, I got hoe from Japan, they call me papi (They call me)
I hit that pussy really well and let it sting (And let it go, uh)
‘Because I’m slang’ this wood, they want to chop it down (‘Talkin’, uh)
No, I can’t wear a scarf, don’t do it